Have you ever woke up in the middle of the night,feeling the urge to shit...
and despite all the tiredness,
you finally shat.
Feeling so satisfied,
you just wanna head back to the comfort of your bed and enjoy the rest of the sweet dreams....
FREAKING NO LEH.
LIFE'S JUST FRIGGIN' UNFAIR.
Cos Fairy Godmother feels that,
Hey, since you are up, might as well gives you a mighty surprise.
How sweet!!
I love surprises!
I open the door and, VIOLA, staring at me,
A FRIGGIN BIG FAT OLD FLYING COCKROACH!!!
I tell you...i immediately woke up ok!
Like super awake!
Then I cleverly use a big 桶 and cover it.
Tmr let my mom settle it's fate.
Bloody kind enough liao.
The 桶 is very big for it, can run around without feel the lack of oxygen.
In conclusion,
I'm blogging at 2am...and i cant sleep now.
Friggin roaches.
PESTS.