feeling the urge to shit...
and despite all the tiredness,
you finally shat.
Feeling so satisfied,
you just wanna head back to the comfort of your bed and enjoy the rest of the sweet dreams....
FREAKING NO LEH.
LIFE'S JUST FRIGGIN' UNFAIR.
Cos Fairy Godmother feels that,
Hey, since you are up, might as well gives you a mighty surprise.
How sweet!!
I love surprises!
I open the door and, VIOLA, staring at me,
A FRIGGIN BIG FAT OLD FLYING COCKROACH!!!
I tell you...i immediately woke up ok!
Like super awake!
Then I cleverly use a big 桶 and cover it.
Tmr let my mom settle it's fate.
Bloody kind enough liao.
The 桶 is very big for it, can run around without feel the lack of oxygen.
In conclusion,
I'm blogging at 2am...and i cant sleep now.
Friggin roaches.
PESTS.
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*faints*
so what was the fate of it?
My ma say: "Come to visit our house, will never leave the place alive..."
She prepared breakfast, roll up newspaper, and wack with lightning speed.
One word. DEAD.
Guts spills from butt and one of the feelers gone.
POWER WACK.
hahahaha remember last time i sms u when i discovered a cockroach at my bedside ... maybe its de same one. muahahahaha
one word. DRAMA.
not bad for the cockroach.. at least the little devil still got a blog dedicated to him ya!
alien got a similar encounter once.. but poor thing.. for him, it's now you see.. now you don't.. Then continue on the peaceful..silent night... *evil alien laugh*
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